Drugs Make Me Happy, yes they do
They pick me up whener I’m feeling blue
Cause when I do a line, it makes me feel so fine
Drugs might be just the thing for you

Drugs Make Me Happy, all day long
Crank the stereo, fire up the bong
Cause life can be sublime, when you’re toasted all the time
Drugs keep me vigilant and strong

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When I was just little boy, my life was always sad
Then I found mama’s valiums, and nothing seems so bad
From coffee to tobacco, from meth to liquid sky
Hey I was even tried some Spanish fly

Drugs Make Me Happy every day
A brew, a joint some ‘shmoo and I’m okay
You know, every drug I’ve tasted, cause I love getting wasted
Yes people, drugs are here to stay

Drugs Make Me Happy yes-sir-ee
I’m feelin pretty good, I’m doing “E”
And when I do some shrooms, it makes me love my tunes
Drugs is the stuff that keeps me free

Was at a party just last week, was hammered as a gnome
the hostess said “there’s no more drugs.”
So everyone went home… ahh
Come on – lets have a party! Life sucks and then you die
So while you’re here you may as well get high!

Drugs Make Me Happy, yes they do
They pick me up whenever I’m feeling blue-ooh-ooh
and if you disagree, come on try my LSD
get out all your dough, and spend it on some blow
Drugs Make Me Happy… lord how they make me happy
Drugs Make Me Happy, yes they do…